Congratulations! You've stopped looking at kittens and lesbians on the internet for long enough to find us. We realise that you may have stumbled here by accident whilst searching for more, but now that you're here why not take a look around?
Here at Nothing Exchange we are devoted to selling Nothing since we’ve, shamefully, run out of kittens and lesbians to post images of. Sounds a bit weird, but the Internet is a very big, very weird place, and we’re not the only ones doing it. If you have a bit of a look around you’ll find plenty of other people selling nothing or even nothing at all. So what makes us different?
Well, we’ve taken the idea a few steps further. See, we’ve created a little artificial market where we will put the all-powerful law of supply and demand to the test. We have a limited supply of Nothing available for sale and once the whole stock is sold, Nothing Exchange will turn into something akin to an open market where anyone who owns units of Nothing will be able to offer them for sale at any price they deem fair, and anyone who wishes to buy them will be free to do so. So instead of just giving you the opportunity to have a bit of a laugh and be able to say that you’ve literally bought Nothing today, we also give you the hope that one day you will be able to say: “I’ve sold Nothing today. At a profit.” For more details check out the Nothing Exchange page.
Also there's I'd Rather Buy Nothing, where you can buy Nothing instead of products which do horrible, nasty things to kittens, lesbians, and the world in general.
If you’re not interested in shopping on this particular day, but still like sites with absolutely no kittens and no lesbians (we have nothing against either kittens or lesbians, we simply don't want to enslave them to the will of the internet any further), browse around and enjoy. Check below for a selection of the latest content on the site and, below that, links to the main sections of the site.
Warning: A lot of the content you may come across will be random. Having at least a basic sense of humour is required if you are going to enjoy the content to any degree.
Billions of dollars made from selling diamonds have been used to fund wars. Slave labor is still used to mine them. The price of diamonds is artificially inflated by keeping them in vaults and...
To: Apple Inc.
Subject: The Perfect Product
I write to you with a suggestion for a new product.
It is sleek, it is simple, it is beautiful. It is like nothing you have ever seen. In fact it is just that – Nothing..[More]
Welcome to Nothing Exchange, a place of awe and wonder, a capitalist promised land, where the law of supply and demand is free to roam unbound by government regulation, social concerns or common sense.
We're selling Nothing, at the bargain basement price of 1 Euro per unit. Stop enslaving kittens and lesbians to the will of the internet and buy Nothing instead; be the change!
A place for all the random ideas we didn't know where else to put. Probably the weirdest and most random part of this website.
Today it hosts content from people we randomly met on the Internet and our open letters to the corporate world. Tomorrow it may include a rubber chicken with a pully in the middle and chimichanga recipes.
Nothing Sold: 628